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Senator Illegally Releases Classified Testimony

By John Semmens — Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News This week, Sen. Diane Feinstein (D-Calif) illegally released classified testimony given by Fusion GPS co-founder Glenn Simpson to the Senate Judiciary Committee. At first, she blamed “a bad head cold” for this lapse in judgment. Later, she alleged “I just got pressured.” Now [...]

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Singer Says Trump Tax Cuts “Unfair”

By John Semmens — Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News This week, retired singer Barbra Streisand took to Twitter to vent against the recently passed tax cuts saying that “blue states, athletes, actors, writers, producers, and directors will be punished by this scam of a tax bill. It targets those of us who [...]

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Best of Semi-News for 2017

January 8 Man Tortured in Anti-Trump Protest An 18-year-old mentally challenged man was tortured for two days by Black Lives Matter-inspired criminals as ”a protest against the racist Trump Administration.” Four Chicago millenials—Jordan Hill, 18, Tesfaye Cooper, 18, Brittany Covington, 18, and Tanishia Covington, 24 beat, kicked, burned, and cut their victim while shouting “f*** [...]

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CNN Analysts Clash

By John Semmens — Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News This week, CNN legal analyst Paul Callan acknowledged that Republican concerns about the objectivity of the FBI investigating alleged collusion are justified. “I started out angry at the aspersions being cast upon this venerated law enforcement agency, but the deeper I probed the [...]

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Dems Appalled by Corporate Response to Tax Cut Bill

By John Semmens — Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News This week, Congress passed and President Trump signed the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act. The measure reduces taxes on corporations from 35% to 21% and on 80% of taxpaying individuals by smaller percentages. Democratic rhetoric attacking the the legislation predicted a “massive transfer [...]

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Exempting Anyone from Funding Abortions ‘Unconstitutional’

By John Semmens — Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News In an op ed for the left-wing Sacramento Bee, Crystal Strait, president of Planned Parenthood Affiliates of California, blasted the Trump Administration’s rollback of an Obama policy mandating that religious organizations must include abortion in the health insurance offered to employees, calling it [...]

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House Hearing Reveals Pattern of Bias in FBI

By John Semmens — Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News In FBI Director Christopher Wray’s testimony before a House committee earlier this week it became apparent that the FBI exhibited a pattern of inconsistent treatment and bias in the way the agency has handled investigations of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump over the [...]

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Juror Explains Verdict in Murder Trial

By John Semmens — Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News This week, Jose Ines Garcia Zarate, the man who shot and killed Kate Steinle in 2015, was acquitted of all homicide-related charges (murder, manslaughter, negligent homicide) by a San Francisco jury. The sole charge on which jurors could agree he was guilty was [...]

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ASU Cronkite Award withdrawn from Sexual Predator Charlie Rose

Charlie Rose was a lousy, biased left-stream reporter and that made him a good candidate for ASU’s Walter Cronkite Award. Finally the Arizona State University’s Walter Cronkite School of Journalism and Mass Communication recognized what an embarrassment Rose is to journalism and it’s taking back the award it gave to Rose two years. Variety reports: [...]

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Congressman Claims Constitutional Immunity

By John Semmens — Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News Arnold Reed, attorney for Rep. John Conyers (D-Mich), asserted a claim of “constitutional immunity” in a bid to shield the congressman from charges that he wrongfully spent $27,000 in public monies to purchase the silence of a woman he is alleged to have [...]

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