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Mueller Testimony Delayed

By John Semmens — Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News It looks like Special counsel Robert Mueller’s testimony before Congress will not take place on July 17 as originally planned. House Judiciary Chairman Jerrold Nadler (D-NY) is trying to get Mueller to appear before his committee on July 24. Nadler explained that “we [...]

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Biden Promises to Fight for the Presidency

By John Semmens — Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News Smarting from assessments that he lost the first debate of the 2020 presidential campaign, former Vice-President Joe Biden offered to “roll up my sleeves and fight for the right to lead this country. You know, there are many tribes whose traditional culture calls [...]

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Dems Promise Free Health Care for All

By John Semmens — Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News As candidate after candidate insisted that health care is a human right, the entire field of 2020 Democratic presidential contenders found themselves unable to exclude any human being from the enjoyment of this universal right. In a show of hands at a debate [...]

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Dem Senators Want to Restore Pre-Trump Economy

By John Semmens — Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News Determined to undo what they called “the wrenching changes inflicted on America by Trump’s tax cuts,” Sens. Ron Wyden (D-OR) and Chris Van Hollen (D-MD) are proposing a “Long-Term Unemployment Act.” Their bill would create a federal program to reduce the number of [...]

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Calif Dem Wants Felons on Juries

By John Semmens — Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News California State Senator Nancy Skinner (D-Berkeley) has introduced legislation (SB 310) that would put convicted felons on juries. Current law bars ex-cons from serving on juries—a practice that Skinner calls “profoundly undemocratic.” “I am ashamed that it has taken so long for my [...]

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Moscow Belittles D-Day Significance

By John Semmens — Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News Miffed by the attention being paid to the heroes of the 1944 Allied sea-borne assault on Nazi-held France, Russian Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Maria Zakharova called the D-Day event “relatively insignificant in the broader context of World War II and its aftermath.” “The puny [...]

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Dem Signals Support for Secret Police

By John Semmens — Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News Alarmed by the Department of Justice probe into the intelligence community’s spying on the Trump campaign and presidency, House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff (D-Calif) urged Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats “to resist exposing our guardians to undue scrutiny.” “While Attorney General [...]

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Dems Rail Against Barr Investigation

By John Semmens — Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News President Trump’s decision to give Attorney General William Barr a free hand in determining which documents related to the intelligence community’s covert operation to take down the Trump Administration can be opened to public inspection has led to major consternation among Democratic Party [...]

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Dr. James Dobson Condemns Evil House Inequality Act

Dr. James Dobson: “In the history of our nation, there have been times when evil was so apparent—and so heinous—that they stand in infamy decades later. They include the Dred Scott Decision on slavery in 1857, and the Roe v. Wade ruling that legalized abortion in 1973. Now, we are faced with another such tragic [...]

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Presidential Candidates Compete to Promise Most ‘Free Stuff’

By John Semmens — Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News This week, the number of announced Democratic presidential contenders reached 23. The crowded field left many desperate to generate interest in their candidacies. Front-runner, former Vice-President Joe Biden vowed to give free health care to illegal aliens. Reminded that these immigrants already receive [...]

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